Friday, November 14, 2008

Dear Inconsiderate Diesel users,

While I know it's hard for you to conceive that you are not the only user of diesel fuel on the plant, mighty driver of the big in-efficient truck - the fact that you saw me waiting for the pump, and then decided that I was not worthy of my turn because you incorrectly assumed that my vehicle uses gas, makes you the inconsiderate, rude, selfish, arrogant self centered jackass that should not be let out of the house.

Please, sir, don't let this hurt your feelings, because the STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 right behind you tried to do the same thing, keep the little lady in the car from fueling at the diesel pump based on an incorrect assumption that she could go to any other pump in the station.

Who the hell made you Grand Pooba of the diesel pumps?

Yes, hard to believe that there are cars on this planet that run on diesel. Yes, I bought one for the fuel economy, but that doesn't change the fact that you get to throw all etiquette out the window because you feel like it. When I thanked you Jackass #1 for your lack of etiquette and informed you of your incorrect assumption regarding my vehicle, your comment: "too bad for you" proves my point that you should not be let out of the house, as you have not been properly trained to interact with the general public.

Now, STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 behind jackass #1, I told you I was next in line. You acknowledged this statement. When Jackass #1 left the pump and you decided to ignore your previous acknowledgement, this is the reason, the little lady in the Diesel car made you back up your big STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 and take your place in line. Not my fault at all, that your STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 doesn't make tight turns very well or how inconvenient that must have been for you. Afterall, if the STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 had simply waited their turn, I would not have to post STACY FURNITURE (817)424-8800 all over my blog.

Really? Can't believe the audacity of some people who act just like cattle-- if Jackass #1 can do it, so can the STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 . How about being polite? How about not deeming your self the deputy of the diesel pump and arbitrarily decide who is diesel worthy and who is not. The fact that I couldn't go anywhere else in the stations is entirely beside the point. It's not up to you to decide, so why don't you jump off your little pedestal, Jackass #1 and STACY FURNITURE TRUCK (817)424-8800 and join the rest of us minions in this world that have to all behave within some guidelines of decorum.

Sincerely,

Little lady in the diesel car:-)

3 comments:

  1. Grand Pooba of the diesel pump?! I am laughing my ass off!

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  2. While I felt your frustration and need to slap the ignorant -- I laughed through this whole blog!! You so funny girl!

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