From the mouth of a babe

Mooshels - as in, "I want big mooshels (muscles) like dad"

Skwewwa - as in, "Stella, the giant brain dead poodle"

Hairpwane - "Look mom, a hairpwane"

Wemowade - "I want wemowade (lemonade)"

Dirts - "i want to go play in the dirts" Translation - I want out of the boat and want to play in the sand.

Mommy Juice - Beer

hottapuss - Octopus

simmich - "may i have a sandwhich

Jackson dog - anything small or baby like, Could be a Jackson turtle, a Jackson bear, a Jackson bird, a Jackson cat, a Jackson elephant

Mommy dog - anything medium sized, Mommy turtle, mommy star, mommy pillow, mommy car

Daddy dog - the largest of three of anything - daddy boat, daddy fish, daddy cat, daddy book,

Tator - his cousin Taylor -she will be crushed when he learns to say her name correctly. I know I was when I was no longer "Lelly"

Baby jaugar - anything relating to the large cat family - Thanks Dora!

Cracker - any cracker, chip or otherwise unhealthy snack

Wakeboarder - those little green army men that stand on the little platform? Yeah, those are wakeboarders.

Jump to the MOOOON! - His daddy just jumped/flipped on the wakeboard

Big Truck - anything that closely resembles a Ford F-250. Do not, however, confuse with a big car

Poop Patrol - I have spotted some poop in the yard and would like for someone to come get it please.

No No No - I no go see Ms. Lupe, I go to Richuud wook - ??? To my knowledge, he's never been to Richard's work, but that's where he wants to go some mornings.

Skewwa Knocked Me Down! - Jackson fell on his own accord, Stella might not have even been in the yard, but EVERYTHING is her fault (see he doesn't need siblings, he has Stella)

I sorry! - and always with a kiss and a hug for any wrong doing.

Mom, Let's go! I go to bed now - His way of telling me and his dad it was time to leave the party and go home. He was asleep before we left the driveway in the Mule.

Hooray! I tee-tee in the potty! Where's my tweet? - Thanks School - we didn't do treats, we just said it was our job.

HOOOORAAAYYY! - anything that needs to be celebrated

Weft - go to the left, and he is usually pointing in the right direction. It took me forever to learn that.

Talk to Jesus - time to say a prayer

Your my favwit - that's what he tells me. Not sure favorite what, but I am at the top of his list.

Geenus - as in genius -

Dooorty - I don't want those pants - their dooorty.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah = I am in agreeance!

I'm ok! = Letting me know he has survived the boo=boo, or not to worry Mom - I got this (walking along a really high cement wall)

What about ME??? - Hey, I am not feeling included and if you don't pay attention to me, I will continue to repeat louder and louder.

George - you go outside! - George is in the house, get him out.

No, No Skewwa, that's Rude! - who knows what she did this time.